"In the immortal words of the doors, 'the time to hesitate is through' " - Lucas
"I know this, that if I win this roll, I will save the place I work at from being sold and the jobs of my friends that work there, thus striking a blow at all that is evil and making the world a better place to live in ...and, I'll buy you guys a drink." - Lucas
"I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this?" - Lucas
"I will not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do" - Lucas
"Mark, listening
to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile" - AJ
"So maybe
I wanna be sterile" - Mark
"I have to
tell Corey that I love her by 1:37 exactly" - AJ
"That's an
excellent time" - Lucas
"You did have
hair when you went in there, right?" - AJ
"Yeah, it's
still in the sink if you wanna glue it" - Deb
"What's with
you today? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the chinese
guy from 'The Karate Kid'. What's with you today? " - AJ
"What's with
today today?" - Lucas
"Well Sinead
O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behaviour."
- Gina
"That is
so smart! I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets" - Deb
"And you
get smarter the shorter your hair gets. Its probably a good thing you went
with that" - Gina
"No we musn't dwell. Not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day!" - Mark
"Always play with their minds" - Lucas
"The fat man walks alone" - Lucas
"SHOPLIFTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Mark
"Isn't it
customary to leave the scene after committing a crime?" - Gina
"Definately
an amature" - Deb
"Attention Rex Manning fans. To your left, you will notice a shoplifter being chased by our night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, and deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat, from the gang, at Empire Records" - Gina
"Well outlaw man, we salute you" - Eddie
"We're both screwed - at least you're used to it" - Deb
"How old are
you?" - Joe
"Old enough
to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall"
- Warren
"Yeah he's
a juvenile" - Joe
"Why don't
you go shove them up your ass" - Warren
"Because
it would hurt a lot Warren" - Lucas
"And they said no revealing clothing, didn't they? I think Music Town is actually torn on the revealing garment issue! I think so!" - Gina
"Me Joe, you Jane!" - Warren
"Welcome to Music Town. May I service you?" - Gina
"Warren where do you get this hostility from?" - Lucas
"Who glued
these quarters down?" - Warren
"I did" -
AJ
"What the
hell for, man?" - Warren
"I don't
feel I need to explain my art to you, Warren." - AJ
"Warren, look
what you took. Rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Housten" - Lucas
"It's for
my girlfriend" - Warren
"Sure it
is. You know, someone like you needs to deminish their criminal impulses,
not magnify them. Maybe some jazz, or some classical." - Lucas
"Maybe you
bite me." - Warren
"Dance party U.S.A. teenybopper type of shit, right?" - Warren
"Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans with the incedence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?" - Lucas
"I'm gonna get you! I'm not playing this time! I'll be back and you'll be sorry!" - Warren
"You make me feel like a bath?" - AJ
"The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend Warren" - Lucas
"You left your thingy!!" - Eddie
"Why don't you all just fade away" - Rex
"Hey! Hey
Mark! You love Gwar, why don't you join the band? Oh wow, man, Mark man,
you play a mean guitar man. It's really a shame that you must die!" -
"Wow. I love
you Eddie!" - Mark
"But I'm really
gonna miss her, and I wish that I could've known her a little bit better"
- Corey
"Dogshit"
- Deb
"Hey, dead
people don't talk." - Eddie
"Empire Records, Open til Midnight, this is Mark... Midnight!" - Mark
"I used to pee in my bed." - Lucas